The Nasty Chronicles of Arko

The life b times of dear Bay2
while studying Pol. Sc. at D.U.
Seem torevolve round an important friend
who has her bucking every trend.
Got us worrying if she's gone lattu.

The guy is shorter than her.
From a Bong Dad n Sindhi mother.
He has her playing coy kitten
Can't see why she's so smitten
Maybe its coz Arko's an armchair philosopher!!

We now watch this drama unfolding.
Still clueless about beginning or ending.
Bay2 claims hes a theatre buff
So lets see him strut his stuff
An audition of Arko running n screaming.

There's no way that he'll resist
after all we surely will insist.
That he's cut out for the role
what better way to kholo the pol
And show Bay2 he's just a sexist.

Unfit for Mask, Hindu's Drama Society
Arko went begging n pleading to Alkazi.
I've learnt the ropes studying at Sriram,
Have decided that studying is haraam
Don't mind even raping a dead body.